Happy Birthday, Elijah!
Elijah had a wonderful birthday party last night. He got a set of Superman dishes, a Superman sippy cup, and a Superman birthday cake.


“But….isn’t Elijah’s birthday in March?”, you ask.
Why, yes, it is. But that doesn’t matter when you have a doting grandmother and two crazy, adoring great-aunts. They don’t care about silly little details like dates and years you’ve been alive, or even things like confusing young children about the concept of birthdays and age. Nope. It doesn’t matter to them. All they care about is spoiling.children.rotten. Rotten! ROTTEN!












