I got one of those email question/answer forward things from my friend, Heather, and, instead of emailing it, I decided to procrastinate cleaning by posting it here. I was on the phone with Amy Jo at the time, and we decided that it would be more fun for her to answer all of my questions for me. The thing about these questions, is that they are supposed to be answered in one word. We kind of cheated. We’re like that. But we tried. So, remember as you read, these are Amy’s answers for me.

1. Where is your cell phone?  ear
 2. Your significant other? heretic
 3. Your hair? bee-yu-ti-ful
 4. Your mother? crafty
 5. Your father? funny
6. No question here for some reason.

 7. Your dream last night? squirrels
 8. Your favourite drink? wet
 9. Your dream/goal? happiness

10. What room are you in? kitchen
 11. Pet’s name? peeve
 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Heaven?
 13. Where were you last night? home

 14. What you’re not? stupid
 15. Muffins? pumpkin-chocolate-chip
 16. One of your wish list items? bigger-mp3-player
 17. Where you grew up? in-skirts

 18. The last thing you ate? Froot Loops

19. What are you wearing?? pajamas
 20. Your TV?? loud

 21. Your computer?? beloved
 22 . Your mood? constant
 23. Missing someone? Me!
24. Your car? Filthy
 25 . Something you’re not wearing?? bobsled
 26 . Favourite Store? Kroger?? (no, my friend, it would be a bookstore)
 27 . Your summer? adventure’y
 28 . Your favourite colour? pink (said very sadly)
 29. When is the last time you laughed? when I gagged at your pink
 30 . Who will/would re-post this? only the losers with nothing else to do

“No, Sarah. You can’t have a tattoo before church. You can have one after church.”

(That one just made me insanely happy. )

“If you’re going to let your boy wear a dress, teach him to sit like a lady. That’s all I’m sayin’.”

Me: “You’re so manipulative, Amy!”

Amy: “I know I am. It’s called ministry.”

I have neglected this humble category, not because I don’t daily think something that my friend says is so hilarious that the world should know, but because I know you people are sick of hearing me talk about her. Well, too bad, for you, my friends, because, really…my friend is funny.

So, on to the Amy quote…

“Rudolph is dead to me!”

While trying to find something to hang up a picture Sarah made me to remember her by, I said, “I guess I’ll have to use a push pin…I am out of tape.”

Amy said, “Try the left junk drawer”   Pause.   “That means I’ve been here too long.”

Amy just said, “So, I drank a cup of dirt today. Well, they called it Folgers, but it tasted like dirt.”