Amy Quote
“No, Sarah. You can’t have a tattoo before church. You can have one after church.”
(That one just made me insanely happy. 
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Amy Quote
“If you’re going to let your boy wear a dress, teach him to sit like a lady. That’s all I’m sayin’.”
Amy Quote
I have neglected this humble category, not because I don’t daily think something that my friend says is so hilarious that the world should know, but because I know you people are sick of hearing me talk about her. Well, too bad, for you, my friends, because, really…my friend is funny.
So, on to the Amy quote…
“Rudolph is dead to me!”
Amy Quote
While trying to find something to hang up a picture Sarah made me to remember her by, I said, “I guess I’ll have to use a push pin…I am out of tape.”
Amy said, “Try the left junk drawer” Pause. “That means I’ve been here too long.”
Amy Quote
Amy just said, “So, I drank a cup of dirt today. Well, they called it Folgers, but it tasted like dirt.”
