Elijah’s Quote of the Day
I need to set up this quote, so that you get the full effect.
Elijah was walking across the living room with two Vienna sausages in his hands and one Vienna sausage on his shoulder. Yes. I said “one Vienna sausage on his shoulder”. He thought it was very funny. He came over to the chair I was sitting in laughing his little head off.
I said to him, “You’re a strange little boy.”
He looked at me, grinned even wider, and said, “You’re fat.”
From anyone else, I would have been very offended. From him, however, I just laughed. He then told me I had a fat belly, fat eyes, a fat nose, and fat overalls. I promise you, I’m not wearing overalls.
My original statement still stands. He’s a strange little boy.
I love the sense of humor children – and especially boys – have! I write about those things on my blog “Isms”. Just recording those silly things they say!