Kid Quote
I let Elijah have the last bit of (flat) Diet Dr Pepper in the two liter bottle in the fridge…because I’m nice like that…and Kyra asked him for a sip of it. To which he responded by chugging the DDP with no intent of sharing.
Kyra: “Jesus doesn’t like what you’re doing, Elijah. You’re supposed to share.”
Elijah: <chug, chug, chug>
Kyra: “Elijah! Jesus really wants you to share with me.”
Elijah: <takes a deep breath to get a little oxygen after all the smug chugging> “Well, God doesn’t like you because you’re not doing your schoolwork!”
Kyra: “That doesn’t mean God doesn’t like me! He just doesn’t like that I’m not doing my schoolwork. He still wants me to have a drink of your diet dr pepper.”
